Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia? Pappu: Holdin' up the telephone lines!
Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle. What shall I do? Santa. So simple. Take his bike away!
What is Pyaar? A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying "P" "Yaar".
Banta: What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym? Santa: GymNastiks!